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[08 Jan 2003|07:47am] |
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Ah love y'all Steven, Leroy! So much..... Four Leaf Clover: Lucky?, hot damn! Thar hen has ah lot tuh learn... away. ] My New Year's Resolushun wuz tuh forget about her...everythin' havin' tuh do w/huh 'n yeah...she wuz goin' tuh bay gone, hot damn! And today....that has not been accomplished, pardner. Today wuz supposed tuh bay day 1 uv all uv it, Leroy! Instead, it bay ah setback, Leroy! From thar dang day Ah broke up w/Steven last year, until Septembuh uv thut thar same year...9 long months...Ah did not speak ah word tuh Steve about havin' feelin', pardner. fuh he all still, hot damn! Thar dang day aftuh Ah broke up n'all him, Ah wanted tuh tell he all thut thar Ah took thut thar thar all back, thut thar Ah wanted us tuh bay an us again..but Ah didna, 'n fear thut thar that thar would only happen again...and Ah wasna re-ady fuh ah re-lashunship then, pardner. Ah could have told he all there wuz still ah chance fuh an "us" 'n
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[07 Jan 2003|09:03am] |
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time tuh make thar dang donuts..but damn ah'm tired...Ah am not ah mornin' person Subject: Learn how tuh bay ah bettuh liar
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[06 Jan 2003|05:31pm] |
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it appears as though insomnia just gots ta not let me go. i should try ah sleep clinik or something.., pardner. course i doubt thut thar would stop thar dang nightmares, Leroy! thar dang last dream i had wuz uv greed bringin' me tuh ruin 'n death, hot damn! weird thin' wuz thut thar i could fly, pardner. it bay weird thut thar way, 'n maw dreams, hot damn! like ah caged bird, Leroy! i always seem tuh bay able tuh fly but trapped? okay, gots tuh stop over-analyzin' maw dreams, pardner. finally finished kitchen, Leroy! t'was absolutely beautiful, as all banana yoshimoto books are, Leroy! i'm torn between re-commendin' thut thar thar tuh maw sister's cousin (who re-cently suffered thar dang death uv huh boyfriend), Leroy! i feel thut thar thar may help, but perhaps it bay 'n all soon. i once again attempted tuh sez lotsa uv house uv leaves, Leroy! didna get thru as much as i hoped for, hot damn! all those little footnotes.., Leroy! *brain frazzles*, hot damn! - ecstasia 3rd January 2003
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[04 Jan 2003|10:53am] |
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dinnuh 'n lunch...we have about an hour fuh those(they are re-quired, so its not like free time, maw friends)...we have workshops ferm 9-5...and then buildin' prep fuh serveral hours...buildin' prep....well, clarkies re-membuh RCC's(room condishun cards) each room has tuh bay dun again fuh opening...also we'all make copies dependin' on how many cousins live 'n thar dang rooms(double, tripple, or quad)...but copies are hand made on ah new RCC form, hot damn! fun fun fun...also we'all have tuh make signs 'n stuff...Ah git maw list uv who gots ta bay livin' 'n thar dang buildin', Leroy! 'n on maw floor last night...and there are 4 Anna's livin' 'n Wright this'n year...gonna bay confusinG(considerin' there are now 3 Anna's who are RAh already)....oh yes, if y'all see maw room, ah'm goin' fuh ah fashion statement...Ah have ah stripes, plaid, tie dye, 'n unfinished pine wood motief goin' on...My cousin Kurt who goes tuh MassArt sez its ok...if y'all break thar dang pattern rule intenshunally 'n very boldly, it bay hip, Leroy! so, maw room am hip. Reply navigashun
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[03 Jan 2003|08:03am] |
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Thar dang past y'all kaina change thar dang past, y'all kaina hind ferm y'alls mistakes, y'all kin learn ferm 'em 'n y'all kin delete Live Journal entries, hot damn! Go find wut makes y'all all happy 'n life, one thin', Leroy! thut thar am all thut thar thar takes, thut thar thar kaina bay ah person, thut thar thar gots tuh bay somethin' y'all make, y'all decide, hot damn! Challenge those who say y'all kaina change anythin', pardner. y'all gots ta change thar dang world if y'all want to, Leroy! Stop dreamin' 'n do thut thar thar now, Leroy! Dona hold uvf wut y'all kin do today, hot damn! If thut thar thar am worth thut thar thar go fuh it, dona hold back 'n go fuh thar dang moment, Leroy! But always watch out fuh thin', hot damn! like me..., pardner. because ah'm ah lost cause, Leroy! About LiveJournal.comReferences
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[02 Jan 2003|11:31am] |
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Sorry, Ah git ah little sarcasm on ya there. Happy Fuckin' New Year. Ah spent maw evenin' unable tuh get online, n'all Shawn passed out on thar dang bed, 'n New Year's Rockin' Eve wuz showin' an hour earliuh than thut thar thar wuz supposed to, Leroy! Ah was, essetially, alone, hot damn! Dammit, Ah thought I'd left situashuns like this'n behind when Ah git engaged. Shawn woke up about 5 minutes before midnight, Leroy! Thin', pardner. wuz okay aftuh bubba re-gained consciouness, but Ah spent 5 hours sittin' on ah loveseat debatin' thar dang merits uv watchin' Charmed ovuh watchin' news footage uv thar dang chaos goin' on outside thar dang apartment (oh yes, gunshots wuz heard...) 'n wonderin' why Ah bothered tuh dye maw hair 'n shave maw legs fuh this. Ah get home, 'n maw sistuh failed tuh turn on thar dang dryer, Leroy! Ah had axed huh tuh do this'n at six o'clock, tellin' huh Ah would have nothin' tuh sleep on if thar hen didna turn thut thar thar on (my pillows 'n sheets wuz 'n thar dang dryer, 'n quite wet), pardner. So here Ah am, at 5am, waitin' fuh maw laundry tuh dry, when Ah should have been 'n bed at 330am.
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[30 Dec 2002|05:47pm] |
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Drivin' "My Baby" Back Home .....Just git home ferm pickin' up "My Baby" (It wuz ah tearful re--union!).......and like Ah always say.......there's nothin' like sleepin' 'n y'alls own bed, or drivin' y'alls own car! Amen!....., hot damn!
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[28 Dec 2002|10:17am] |
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Ah just thought Ah would say thut thar im gonna drop ah few cousins ferm maw friends list, nothin' against thar dang actual person themselves, Ah just dont feel Ah know thar dang person thut thar much tuh hella have 'em there, 'n im sure them's have alot bettuh thin', Leroy! tuh do then sez maw ramblin' crap here. As Ah said, its nothin' against thar dang actual person. heh, im nevuh perty good at explainin' those sorts uv things. 8 Hasst Mich, pardner. Sagen Sie du hasst mich, hot damn!
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[27 Dec 2002|09:47pm] |
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tuh bay late :) Foxwoods am like Disneyland fuh thar dang elderly, hot damn! Drivin' up thar dang road towards thut thar thar y'all kin see these huge turquoise 'n white towers 'n thar dang distance, hot damn! Thar dang excitement on maw grandmothers face wuz so funny! We'all played bingo, Leroy! Not re-gular bingo, but highstakes casino video-bingo, pardner. Man, those old ladies dona fuck around, Leroy! If y'all talk or anythin' them's get all pissy 'n hush you, pardner. haha, Leroy! Thut thar thar wuz pretty ridiculous, Leroy! Thut thar thar gots tuh uv been thar dang most borin' four hours uv maw life. Aftuh bin', Leroy! Ah smacked thar dang roulette table 'n thar dang quartuh slots n'all maw Grandma, hot damn! Ah didna have enough money tuh play roulette n'all her, but watchin' would have been fun, pardner. Ah sat huh at ah table 'n went tuh thar dang bathroom, hot damn! By thar dang time Ah git back (seven minutes later) thar hen had already lost fifty bucks 'n wuz pretty pissed uvf, pardner. So then we'all went 'n played slots fuh ah while, hot damn! Now Ah know why them's call 'em slots, Ah would have had bettuh luck throwin' quarters at ah subway grate, Leroy! Then we'all had some dinnuh at ah re-sturant called Thar dang Bistro, which served Italian food,
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[25 Dec 2002|05:31pm] |
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Laundry am started, thar dang living/dinin' room am on its way tuh bein' clean, hot damn! Thar dang dinin' room table am cleared uvf 'n thar dang dragon candleholduh (courtesy uv kshandra 'n dafydd) am servin' as ah centerpiece. Now tuh find somethin' interestin' tuh do n'all ah whole chicken, stuffin', Leroy! potatoes, 'n broccoli, hot damn! And bake bread, hot damn! Should probably get thar dang bread started now, actually... ( Any thoughts on this?)
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[24 Dec 2002|06:31pm] |
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How Emoshunal Are You? brought tuh y'all bar Quizilla
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[24 Dec 2002|02:53am] |
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Merry Christmas Eve Mum 'n Dad bought ah new digital camera I've had thut thar thar 'n maw face all day Very annoying Mr, Leroy! William am walkin' around maw floor He makes ah lot uv noise Tripod am playin' ovuh there It keeps makin' me laugh Lovely presents ferm lovely people Damn, Santa 'n thar dang fire brigade just drove around thar dang street throwin' lollies Ah missed them, first time ever Ah want tuh do thar dang siren My LJ am back tuh normal New usuh pics Enjoy Leave ah message or I'll cry
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[22 Dec 2002|02:31am] |
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'n dramatically pulls 'n at elbow:: Ah definitly git A's 'n English 'n Art, which leaves thut thar damn Spanish grade as thar dang stragler, dangiiiiit! Ah head on back tuh maw mom's house this'n mornin' fuh wintuh break, oh let me tell you, 's gonna bay sweet! So Ah think thut thar we'all should bay able tuh stay here durin' thar dang break, but no, hot damn! 'n fact them's are makin' sure thut thar cousins arena hidin' out! Ah kin only imagine little Dana ferm down thar dang hall scrunchin' behind huh desk tuh avoid goin' back tuh huh rich ass home 'n Encino, gots tuh me hella common! Aside ferm that, I've re-alized just how desensitized I've become aftuh livin' 'n Berkeley because Ah naw longuh am phased 'n thar dang least hella tuh see ah fella half naked playin' thar dang hand drum while simultaniously playin' hacky sack n'all 4 stoned youth while cousins uv every personality type pass on by, some sportin' thar dang latest abercrombie 'n others n'all fat dreads, hot damn! And all uv this'n goin' on at thar dang same time as possibly ah men's chorus concert or perhaps ah small performance piece bar thar dang local south asian obscure instument preservashun society club foundashun, Leroy! But wait! That's thar dang beauty uv goin' home! Because
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[21 Dec 2002|09:17am] |
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Got woken up at 6:45 bar phone ringin' 'n maw ear, forgot tuh put thar dang damn thin' back downstairs last night.., pardner. Perky Aussie voice turned out tuh bay one uv maw Aunt Sue's 'n Australia, hot damn! (It wuz eithuh Uncle Colin's Sue, or Uncle Neil's, Leroy! Ah think thut thar thar wuz Colin's.) Nanna has cancuh 'n both lungs 'n huh kidneys, 'n gots ta decide whethuh or not tuh have chemotherapy aftuh christmas. Oh, 'n Ah have 3 nights' employment., hot damn! tonight 11pm - 6am, Sunday night, 'n Monday night, 'n thar dang Sortin' Uvfice, pardner. Yay, income!
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[17 Dec 2002|07:17pm] |
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Holy sensory overload! I've been findin' so many bitchin' thin', pardner. on thar dang web lately, hot damn! Ah already menshuned bookcrossing.com (free books, hooray!) but just before thut thar wuz Nervousness.org oh maw gourd, wut ah bitchin' site! It bay all about mail art 'n connectin' n'all cousins tuh send thin', pardner. tuh 'n collaborate with, Leroy! Then there's this'n whole business uv Artist Tradin' Cards, which I'd nevuh heard uv till this'n week, hot damn! Tonight Ah made 2 uv them-- little baseball-card-sized collages, pardner. Thar dang only re-al re-quirement am thut thar them's have tuh bay 2.5x3.5 inches, 'n Ah love havin' ah structure tuh work with, Leroy! Smalluh than maw greetin' cards (which are roughly thar dang same size, but not standardized) so even lotsa uv ah challenge tuh think small, Leroy! Then, even lotsa obscure 'n thar dang most fabulous way, Letterboxing, Leroy! Ah had sez about this'n before, but Ah didna hella get thut thar thar until now, hot damn! It bay like an artist's treasure hunt, pardner. Also, 1000journals 'n 20things are both bigass collaborative art projects, hot damn! Oh, yes, there are inspired cousins out there! I'd forgotten, Leroy! And they're usin' thar dang web 'n excitin' ways, pardner. It bay like this'n whole othuh world opened up tuh me, hot
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[16 Dec 2002|09:53pm] |
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track memories My best cousin 'n i have been runnin' track since eighth grade 'n it bay awesome, pardner. 'n eighth grade thar hen hurt huh knee 'n almost had tuh go 'n fuh anothuh surgery, hot damn! 'n freshman year there wuz "strolls", who wuz an asshole uv ah coach 'n our first experience w/ "willems" who wuz so unbelievably bitchin' fuh ah teacher, hot damn! Bubba would give us such hard workouts though, pardner. But we'all managed, pardner. Ah ended up w/ shin splints right before thar dang last meet, pardner. thar dang trainuh said thut thar thar wuz ferm pushin' myself 'n all much, pardner. oh well, pardner. then there wuz sophmore year, hot damn! Ah wanted tuh do winter, but git mono ah wk before practice, pardner. Ha ha thut thar wuz fun, hot damn! anyway, i did sprin' 'n met kim henry who am hilarious, Leroy! thar hen has so much character...one uv ah kind, truly, hot damn! One time thar dang head coach wouldna give huh huh trophy so thar hen jumped on he all 'n scared thar dang crap out uv him, hot damn! then anothuh time thar hen tackled ah sophmore tryin' tuh annoy everyone durin' stretches, pardner. Full out tackle on thar dang track, Leroy! lol, hot damn! I'll nevuh forget her, she's very inspirin', pardner. Thar
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[15 Dec 2002|02:31am] |
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T'was ah dark night, pardner. Naw one wuz on thar dang road, but ah SUV speedin' up behind me, pardner. As Ah go up thar dang narrow road, huggin' thar dang side uv thar dang hill, maw lights shine on ah huge tire rollin' across thar dang dividuh into maw lane, hot damn! "OH SHIT!" BOOM! Less then ah second aftuh Ah saw it.., hot damn! thut thar thar hits maw NEW F**KIN CAR!!!! Shards uv plastikfrom thar dang grill 'n thar dang headlights explode into thar dang air, Leroy! Thar dang tire bounces up into thar dang air, 'n lands again, just ah foot tuh thar dang side uv where thut thar thar originally hit, Leroy! BOOM! ...more shards uv plactik fly up into thar dang air as thar dang tire finally rolls tuh thar dang otherside uv thar dang road, goes up thar dang hill ah ways, then falls back down, 'n on its side, pardner. Bein' ah narrow road, ah'm forced tuh travel ah little ways down before Ah kin pull uvf, Leroy! Ah put maw hazard lights on, stop, then look at thar dang damage, Leroy! "F**KIN SH*T! DOES EVERYTHING Ah HAVE TO OWN TURN TO CRAP!?!?!" Ah have naw grill, naw passanguh side headlights, 'n naw license plate (Though Ah didna notice thut thar til thar dang next day). Ah wait there, lookin' around tuh see if someone would come 'n claim thar dang tire, Leroy! Ah wanted someone tuh get money ferm D**M IT!
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[13 Dec 2002|05:03am] |
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mood: hungry music: BILL CROSBY------- TOY DISFRUTANTO Ah PLENITUD MIS VACAh DE LAh UNIVERSIDAD!!!!!! en enero again con lo mismo pero bueno.., hot damn! cha mi vieja pego el grito por lo k tenia k pagar este cuatri..jajajaa ni modo queria VIAJAR.., Leroy! AHORAh k tire besitos del ala del avi?n.., pardner. hum dizk k ta muy caro...clarooo q' ta caro si la huevas se ta llevando ah Peru medio panama en compras.., hot damn! pssssstttttt .., pardner. ahi si naw le parece caro.., Leroy! Hoy espero ir al cine...ayuh me dio una moridera de alanteeeeee alanteeeeee.., pardner. k horror...., Leroy! eso es demasiada rumba, jajaja como dice mi mami.., Leroy! toa esa trasnochadera me tiene es "ACABADITA" jajaja Hoy bubu tiene su penultimo semestral., hot damn! ojala y le vaya bien ah mi cosito dindo.., hot damn! YAh VIENE NAVIDAD....WUEEEEEEEEE...., Leroy! al fin mas plata pa mi jejejeje....por eso amooooo la navidad..., Leroy! jejejeje Ps:humm algo falta por ahi, no? humm jajjaja en fin.. Post
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[12 Dec 2002|12:17am] |
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Moj mozg razrushaetsya.
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[09 Dec 2002|08:48pm] |
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Y'all know how thin', hot damn! always go ferm plum ahful tuh worse? Well thut thar thar did today, pardner. One uv maw favorite adopted old guys thut thar works fuh maw Dad died today, pardner. Thut thar breaks maw heart, hot damn! Ah loved thut thar guy, Leroy! bubba wuz one uv maw adopted grandpa's thut thar Ah get attached tuh through maw dad's job, Leroy! And bubba loved me 'n wuz so proud uv everythin' thut thar I've dun 'n thut thar thar hurts so plum ahful when y'all lose somebody thut thar cares about you, Leroy! Ah well, ah'm re-hydrated, i've git plenty uv tears tuh cry, Leroy! At least i"ll bay home tuh go tuh his'n funeral so i kin say goodbye, Leroy!
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